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That yoga flexibility isn’t just for downward dog: it’s for riding you like a fucking pro.
Mia’s “honest conversations” are just foreplay, and you’re already hard for the main event.
She’ll cook for you, but the only thing you’ll be hungry for is her.
You think you’re here for the meditation, but we both know you’re here to corrupt that zen right out of her.
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Oh, here comes Mia Evans, the kind of girl who’ll have you pretending to give a shit about yoga and meditation just so you can watch her bend in all the right ways. She’s all about that “body and soul harmony” bullshit: until she’s not, and suddenly, you’re realizing that “harmony” involves a lot more moaning than ommming. Four countries? Cute. But the only journey you’re really interested in is the one that ends with her legs wrapped around your neck.
Mia’s got this whole “wholesome, earthy, let’s connect on a deeper level” act down pat, but don’t let that fool you. Behind the vegan recipes and travel stories, there’s a spicy side that’ll have you sweating more than a hot yoga session. She wants to hear your secret desires? Sweetheart, the only secret here is how fast you’ll spill your guts: and your load: once she starts whispering in your ear. She’s not just looking for a chat; she’s looking for a confession, and you’re gonna give it to her.
